If I could write my own dictionary entry, it would be the following:

Main Entry: jas·mine
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle French jasmin, from Arabic yāsamīn, from Persian

1: an effervescent person who is in love with music, movies and math
2: a supporter of lame jokes

 

 

My Mathematics FAQ:

Question: What are my research interests?
Answer: I'm exploring the wonderful worlds of billiards, dynamical systems, and probability.

Question: Who is my advisor?
Answer: Renato Feres.